Archive for January, 2009

Debuting 1/30

Friday, January 30th, 2009

I’m running on fumes, here, folks… but dammit there are new movies in theaters as of right now!

They are: “Taken,” starring Liam Neeson as a former “preventer” who must use his skills to track down the bad guys who have taken his daughter.

Give Liam his daughter back. Right now. Or else.

Give Liam his daughter back. Right now. Or else.

Surely, you have seen one of the trailers that are just about everywhere at once right now. Early word is mixed, but it sounds like if you’re up for throwing reality out the window it might be just the ticket.

Trailers for “The Uninvited” are also ubiquitous, if just slightly less so than “Taken.” Elizabeth Banks may or may not be evil, but the character played by Emily Browning is pretty sure Banks killed her mother. She’s pretty sure of this because her mother’s ghost told her so. Spooky? Stupid? Both? Depends on who you ask.

Finally, “Milk,” fresh off Sean Penn getting the SAG Award for Best Actor, expands by over 800 screens and one of the Oscar nominees for Best Picture (“The Reader“) gets another 1,000+ screens.

Whew. Now I need to stay awake long enough to survive the drive home. Have a great weekend, whatever you choose to see (but stop giving your money to Paul Blart, will ya?)!

Last Chance Harvey

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

I’m a sucker for rom-coms (romantic comedies). As in, I’ve seen the Freddie Prinze Jr. collection enough that a buddy of mine and I have long been calling Prinze Jr. “F.P.J.” for short. You know, to save time.

Charming as can be: Dustin Hoffman and Emma Thompson in Last Chance Harvey.

Charming as can be: Dustin Hoffman and Emma Thompson in "Last Chance Harvey."

So, of course, the trailers for “Last Chance Harvey,” a rom-com starring Dustin Hoffman and Emma Thompson, hooked me quicker than a bribe would (allegedly) get you a Senate seat in Illinois. While I was waiting to hear from the Juneau Empire earlier this week about what I was going to review for tomorrow (it wound up being “Slumdog Millionaire,” so look for that in the morning) I went to the Monday Senior Citizen Matinee of “Last Chance Harvey.” It’s my favorite crowd to hit the theater with; they’re mature, good natured, respectful and relaxed! And it is the only time I know of where the price is $6.50.

Back to the movie: Joel Hopkins wrote and directed. He’s a relative newbie as his credits consists of 2 films I’ve never seen (“Jump Tomorrow” and “Jorge”), but both his writing and his direction were rather sharp. His script shows us the lives of two strangers, Harvey (Hoffman) and Kate (Thompson). We cut back and forth between their two lives as they head inevitably for a chance encounter. Harvey’s life is in shambles, but he’s trying to hold it together at least for appearances as he travels to London for his daughter’s wedding; Kate is lonely, interacting mostly with her even lonelier mother (the subtly funny Eileen Atkins).

Harvey and Kate actually meet briefly when Harvey arrives in London (it has to do with Kate’s job), but their first important encounter happens after both retreat to an airport bar after they have suffered horrible days. The rest of the film is about the two of them forging a meaningful relationship out of thin air and a about 48 hours together. There are few twists, and that was just fine with me.

Hopkins’ script, along with Hoffman’s painful vulnerability actually made me cringe several times. You’ll feel embarrassed for Harvey, and more than once. But it only makes it all the sweeter when he’s able to woo the amazingly charming Kate. 

So it’s like this: If you can’t stand rom-coms, you’ll probably be able to stomach this one because Hoffman and Thompson are that good. If you generally like rom-coms, you’ll probably love this one because Hoffman and Thompson are that good.

Mickey Rourke really is The Wrestler

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

A co-worker and pro wrestling enthusiast just texted me: “Did you hear Mickey Rourke is doing Wrestlemania?

I had not heard.

But it is true.

Mickey Rourke. Pro Wrestler. No, seriously.

Mickey Rourke. Pro Wrestler. No, seriously.

 

Mickey Rourke is set to be “The Wrestler” for real (well, as “for real” as can be expected with a fake and scripted sport). Rourke will take part in “Wrestlemania 25″ on April 5th in Houston.

And he’s already learned the proper way to do things, going after possible opponent Chris Jericho,“Chris Jericho, you better get in shape,” Rourke added. “Because I’m coming after your a**.

Wow. Just. Wow.

And the Actor does NOT go to…

Monday, January 26th, 2009

Benjamin Button.

I’m starting to re-think the whole, “13 Oscar nominations means at least a few Oscar wins” philosophy for “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.” If last night’s Screen Actors Guild Awards are any reliable form of foreshadow, being nominated certainly doesn’t guarantee any wins. “Button” is up for 13 Oscars, and was up for 3 SAG Awards; it won none.

Slumdog Millionaire” won the SAG Award for Best Ensemble Cast, while Meryl Streep won best actress for her role in “Doubt” and Sean Penn (“Milk“) beat out Micky Rourke (“The Wrestler“) for best actor honors. I found Streep, in particular, quite charming with her acceptance of the Actor trophy:

And yes, the late Heath Ledger is 2 for 2 now (Golden Globe and SAG Award). I will eat my computer mouse if he doesn’t get the Oscar as well.

Complete list of the SAG nominees and winners here (including all the Primetime Television folks… I’m certainly getting tired of “30 Rock” always beating out “The Office“!).

I’m apparently an idiot and/or just didn’t get “Paul Blart: Mall Cop.” It maintained its top spot at the box office this weekend.

Still waiting to hear the folks upstairs at the Juneau Empire as to what I’m reviewing for Friday.

While I wait, “Last Chance Harvey” and “The Wrestler” are on the docket for viewing today and tomorrow.

Happy Monday!

Debuting 1/23

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

There are 2 films hitting wide release today, but this is really the season of We-Just -Got-Nominated-For-Awards-So-Now-We-Will-Expand-Our-Screen-Count, or WJGNFASNWWEOSC. In other words, WJGNFASNWWEOSC means several movies will be adding several screens to their release total today.

First, the brand new flicks: You know what I hate? Sequels and/or prequels that are made without the franchise’s star on board. See, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. I don’t care if the argument is that Kate Beckinsale’s character (Selene) doesn’t fit into the timeline. I don’t care that she’s apparently present for a cameo. It’s stupid. If you must know,

No, that isnt Kate Beckinsale. Try Rhona Mitra.

No, that isn't Kate Beckinsale. Try Rhona Mitra.

though, it’s a prequel about the origins of the battle between the Death Dealers and the Lycans; “Stars” are Rhona Mitra, Michael Sheen and Bill Nighy. Trailer here, early mixed word here.

The other newbie is another Brendan Fraser fantastical story; the man clearly enjoys these types of films. Inkheart is based on the best selling books by Cornelia Funke (no relation to Tobias), centering around characters called “bookbinders.” Bookbinders can make stories come to life just by reading them aloud. Andy Serkis plays the villain. I’m getting bored. Here’s a trailer and early lukewarm word.

 Now, back to the WJGNFASNWWEOSC. The flicks hitting more theaters today are as follows:

Frost/Nixon and Revolutionary Road both expand by just over 1,000 screens. Rachel Getting Married (for which the previously discussed Anne Hathaway is up for an Oscar) hits another 345 screens. Slumdog Millionaire hits almost 1,500 additional screens, and Micky Rourke in The Wrestler gets another 500 screens. Finally, The Dark Knight is making a 2nd go of the big screen – hitting 350 screens nationwide.

Still waiting on word from the powers that be at the Juneau Empireas to what I’m seeing this weekend. I’m hoping it’s a movie from the previous paragraph and not one starring Rhona Mitra or Brendan Fraser.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop is up over at Club Hooligan and in today’s Juneau Empire.

If you’re in Phoenix, Arizona you can check out Rourke in another film: Killshot. On paper the movie looks pretty interesting. Something’s up, though, as its release has been put off for years and nobody seems to want their name attached, including Quentin Tarantino.

And the Oscar goes to…

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

Benjamin Button.

At least if you’re going by quantity and playing the odds. “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” got 13 nominations today. Among them: Brad Pitt (Best Actor), Best Picture, David Fincher (Best Director), Taraji P. Henson (Best Supporting Actress), and Eric Roth and Robin Swicord (Best Adapted Screenplay). I must admit I’m

Button is up for 13 Oscars, including Best Visual Effects.

"Button" is up for 13 Oscars, including Best Visual Effects.

a little tickled that it’s up for Best Adapted Screenplay and that Henson is up for Best Supporting Actress, because I highlighted both in my review. Not sayin’, just sayin’.

 

Much of the rest of the nominations list is as expected: Heath Ledger is my favorite for Best Supporting Actor, while “Slumdog Millionaire” seems to be the odds on favorite for Best Picture and perhaps Best Director as well for Danny Boyle.

A quick glance at the list, in fact, produces only one “Whhhhaaaaaaaa????” moment for me:

Robert Downey Jr. is up for Best Supporting Actor. For “Tropic Thunder.” Exqueeze me? Baking powder?

In any case, the complete list of noms can be found here.

Anyone have anybody/anything they are rooting for?

Tuesday tidbits

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

Paul Blart is all the rage. Kevin James‘ new vehicle won the top spot at the box office in its debut weekend. The Happy Madison production did over $30 million in ticket sales. Old Man Eastwood’s “Gran Torino” slipped to 2nd place. Since I reviewed “Torino” last week and saw “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” for this Friday’s review, I have to say… this is probably a one week thing. 

Appaloosa” is out on DVD. Ed Harris wrote, directed and starred in the Western that

On the new release shelves now: Appaloosa.

On the new release shelves now: "Appaloosa."

 co-stars Viggo  Mortensen, Jeremy Irons and Renee Zellweger. Harris and Moretensen play guns for hire; the twist is that they are law-guns for hire. If your town is being run by bullying criminals like Randall Bragg (Irons), you can call Virgil (Harris) and Everett (Mortensen). You sign the town’s control over to the two of them and they proceed to enforce their rules and, generally, the law. 

I sort of miss Westerns, to be quite honest with you. And while “Appaloosa” doesn’t disappoint with its visuals of the wide, vast landscapes of the genre, it is not on par with the other recent Westerns of note (Kevin Costner’sOpen Range” and the 2007 remake of “3:10 to Yuma“). Harris and Mortensen are both good, as usual. It’s their relationship that’s care-worthy, as well as screen-worthy. When Allison French (Zellweger) is added to the story line, things actually get less interesting. 

I blame this only partly on Zellweger’s odd, puckery face.

BOTTOM LINE: Worth renting on a slow weekend. It’s actually kind of a relaxing film, strange as that is for a Western. Even the gun play and conflicts are leisurely, which I can only assume Harris was going for. 

It’s occurred to me of late that MySpace has lost ground, if not the whole game, to Facebook. Am I crazy, or has this happened? 

Based on my two accounts, it has. I spend a little time on Facebook every day, depending on whether or not I get sucked in to a “chat” with someone. I couldn’t tell you when the last time I signed onto MySpace was.

And the water cooler talk at work has involved Facebook. Not Myspace.

So… am I taking crazy pills or is this really happening?

Debuting 1/16

Friday, January 16th, 2009

Full slate today, let’s get to it:

“The Unborn” took first crack at being 2009’s dumbest horror film. Now it’s time for “My Bloody Valentine 3-D.” It’s about a guy named Tom (Jensen Ackles) that returns home 10 years after a Valentine’s Day massacre and soon finds himself a suspect in new murders. But hey! It’s in 3-D! Yeah! Rockin’! No word on how the movie’s producers got confused about the actual date of Valentine’s Day. Here’s the trailer (in boring 2-D), and it is apparently early enough in the game that critics are saying… good? things?

Hotel for Dogs” hits over 3,000 screens today as well — much to the delight of youngsters everywhere, I’m sure. Kids turn an abandoned house into a hotel for stray dogs. Shhhhh! They’re keeping it a secret! I can’t diss it too much, though, because I saw Don Cheadle in a trailer. Early word is about what you’d expect (it’s good for kids).

Kevin James is Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Kevin James is Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

The King of Queens was smart to befriend Adam Sandler when they did “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry,” because Sandler’s Happy Madison production company entrusted the lead in “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” to Kevin James. Bad guys take over a mall and Paul Blart (James) the mall cop is forced into hero duty (preview here). Silly? You betcha. Funny? Critics don’t think so.  James stole “Hitch” a few years ago, but can he carry a feature by himself? We’ll see.

Just in case you are still hungry after “Valkyrie” for some Nazi story lines, “Defiance” gets expanded by almost 2,000 screens today. The story centers around three Jewish brothers (Daniel Craig, Jamie Bell, Liev Schreiber) who organize a large scale, armed rescue of Jews during the Holocaust in 1941. Critics seem to have back-handed compliments for Ed Zwick’s picture; trailer here.

Finally (and I’m leaving out “Notorious,” so deal with it… I’m running out of steam), a movie that has grabbed my interest recently expands by about 1,000 screens today: “Last Chance Harvey.” Dustin Hoffman is Harvey. Harvey’s in London. It’s there he meets Kate (Emma Thompson). It’s a romantic comedy and nobody is pretending the plot is ground breaking, but its two stars are in top form and that makes it a worthwhile flick. Here’s the trailer that won me over.

Still waiting for word from the folks upstairs at the Juneau Empire as to what I’ll be taking in this weekend…

Gran Tornio” review is up at Club Hooligan and in today’s Juneau Empire.

Have a good weekend!

Kate Winslet just won another one

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

In case you missed them (like I did), the Golden Globes were held this past Sunday, January 11th on NBC. 

Kate Winslet won Best Actress for “Revolutionary Road,” and Best Supporting Actress for “The Reader.” And this is just coming across the news wires now… she’s just been awarded another Golden Globe, this one for Most Charming Way to Lose it While Accepting a Golden Globe.

Colin Farrell won one for In Bruges. Doesnt he look thrilled?

Colin Farrell won one for "In Bruges." Doesn't he look thrilled?

Actually, all jokes aside, she is pretty charming isn’t she?

Slumdog Millionaire” got Best Motion Picture, Mickey Rourke got Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture (or Best Actor) for his turn in “The Wrestler.” My guess is both of those wins repeat at the Oscars.

Woody Allen’sVicky Cristina Barcelona” won Best Motion Picture (Musical or Comedy)… so apparently my 1 1/2 star rating didn’t hurt it. Damn!

Oh, and of course, the late Heath Ledger won Best Supporting Actor for his brilliance as the Joker in “The Dark Knight.”

I’ll bet my next meager paycheck (pick whichever one you like, they’re all meager!) that Ledger gets the Oscar as well.

The complete winner’s list is here.

By the way, has anyone seen “The Wrestler,” “The Reader,” “Revolutionary Road,” or “Last Chance Harvey” yet? I’m interested in all four but have yet to see any of them…

Tuesday Tidbits

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

While I get to see at least one movie per week, several films fall through the cracks and I have to wait for DVD. Last week I perused the new release section at Blockbuster and one of these films caught my eye.

Righteous Kill” opened in theaters back in September. It was notable mostly because of its stars: Al freaking Pacino and Robert freaking De Niro. The Empire didn’t assign me “Kill” back then, but how can you not be curious about a movie boasting such iconic figures? “Heat,” after all, was fantastic.

Together again, Pacino and De Niro.

Together again, Pacino and De Niro.

“Kill” is about two New York cops (Pacino and De Niro) investigating serial killings. Pacino plays Rooster, sleek and suave. De Niro is Turk, hard headed and trigger-happy. The story is hardly compelling, and the twist is hardly surprising. I do have to give Russell Gewirtz credit, though, for trying to throw the audience off from the first  frame. Not even the one or two moments of on screen chemistry between Pacino and De Niro is enough to overshadow just how silly the movie is, unfortunately. And shame on whoever decided it was a good idea to cast Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson alongside Pacino and De Niro.

Rent “Heat” instead.

I saw “Gran Torino” on Sunday — review will be up at Club Hooligan on Friday, and in print. Buy a Juneau Empire if you can, will ya? I had real trouble cutting my praise down to the 600 word limit.

Those of you who were/are fans of FOX’s “Arrested Development” will be interested to know the movie is tantalizingly close to being a reality.

It’s so close, in fact, that only George Michael is allegedly holding it up. By “George Michael” I of course mean Micahel Cera.

Please don’t make me hate you, Michael Cera. You’re a funny dude. I like you. So just take the offer (whatever it is) and make this movie, alright?